Today i didnt take my job seriously one bit. I realized that im probably never going to see the customers ever again, and they dont know what im usually like, so i decided to be a complete phoney with every customer, calling them ma'am and sir, and saying ridiculous things i'd never normally say, like that i think the most hidious dress my customer picked out is the most beautiful thing that ive ever seen and that i want to buy it. Seriously, im hilarious...It kept me entertained.
Everything that usually made me angry i just laughed at, such as the music playing at the jesus shop i walk past on the way to work, my manager, christmas carols, eating bugs on my daily run etc.
I wish i was like this all the time.